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Nick Osbourne.....Twitter: Nicholas Osbourne@NickOZuchthaus
Young at heart Jewish bi-guy/Junggebleibende Judisch bi-kerl
Exciting and Horny/Aufregend und Geile
Prison Exhibition/Austellung Host
LIFE's WHAT YOU MAKE IT - THE BEST IS YET TO COME!










"I always get to where I’m going
by walking away
from where I have been..."
"Ich komme immer irgendwo an, indem ich von dort losgehe, wo ich grade war"
― Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne
These words, which got inherited from my chosen Wix template,
are amazingly accurate and apt to describe my life philosophy and strategy... at school, in further education, law practice, politics, subsequent sub-criminality, in prison, media and teaching work,
a short further time "Inside behind bars" ; then "on the bum" and now at the helm in:- www.jvagrossenhain.com
As a Kid, who never did or will "grow up", whatever that means?,
I loved Winnie the Pooh, Basil Brush, Paddington and Top Cat....
Kindred Spirit/s, no doubt.
I feel just as comfortable clad in jeans, leather, suit/shirt and tie,
sports gear, track suit or "my birthday suit", like nothing at all!
Two other twin passions of mine, I was told, are:-
"elections and erections".
That's True; I'm "Guilty on both Counts"!
I am Autistic, Bi-Polar, Bi-Sexual and, in English and German,
evermore Bi-Lingural.
Check out https://jvagrossenhain.wixsite.com/website and
bme.com/iam/nickozuchthaus and
Fetlife NickOZuchthaus- you'll see just how Body Moded
I have chosen to be (currently up to 273 tattoos and 40 piercings)
and go further still..... All my other interests and passions get
unrolled in this website..... as and when I feel like it.....
I'll make a start with what was a Spiegel picture..... [5 prison dots]-
Trams and Trolleybuses to me are ELECTRIC, in more ways than 1!

Trams - Straßenbahnen

Ink and Tits - 80s Fords
Tinte und Titten, XR3i

On October 19 1987, I got jailed for 2 years..... The weekend after my early release in 1988,
I drove home to Cornwall, via a redundant airstrip en-route...
You can see that I then had many tattoos, and now have a lot more still, including on my forehead and skull.....




11 years later, in 1999, I drove from
London to Wuppertal to ride the renowned monorail "Schwebebahn" which had first
captured my imagination as a 12 years old Boy in 1970, reading "Modern Tramway" magazine in London, at the same time that another great, in
this case, "Wank Mag.", PLAYBOY, literally came into my Life!

The preserved Kaiserwagen is a carriage built for the Wuppertal Schwebebahn in 1900, and which still periodically operates.
It was this carriage in which the Kaiser Wilhelm II and consort Augusta Victoria of Schleswig-Holstein rode when they visited Wuppertal on 24 October 1900.
I enjoyed traditional apple cake and coffee on board the 30 minutes journey from Oberbarmen to Vohwinkel, via Stadtmitte.



'OZ' über Deutschland/over Germany


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