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"I always get to where I’m going

by walking away

from where I have been..."

"Ich komme immer irgendwo an, indem ich von dort losgehe, wo ich grade war"

― Winnie the Pooh, A. A. Milne

These words, which got inherited from my chosen Wix template,
are amazingly accurate and are apt to describe my life philosophy and strategy... at school, in further education, law practice, politics, sub-criminality, in prison, media and teaching work, 
a short further time "Inside behind bars"; then "on the bum",
and now at the Helm in:- www.jvagrossenhain.com
As a Kid, who never did or will "grow up", whatever that means?,
I loved Winnie the Pooh, Basil Brush, Paddington and Top Cat....
Kindred Spirit/s, no doubt-
I feel just comfortable clad in jeans, leather, suit/shirt and tie,
sports gear, track suit or "my birthday suit", like nothing at all!
Two other twin passions of mine, I was told, are:-
"elections and erections".
That's True; I'm "Guilty on both Counts"!
I'm Autistic, Bi-Polar, Bi-Sexual and, in English and German,
evermore articulate Bi-Lingural.
Check out nickozuchthaus.com and Fetlife VatnickOZprison,
you'll see just how Body Moded, I've got so far:-
328 tattoos and 42 piercings; with more to come...
All my other interests and passions get unrolled in this website...
as and when I feel like it.....
I'll make a start with what was a Spiegel picture:-
Trams and Trolleybuses to me are ELECTRIC, in more ways than 1!

Trams - Straßenbahnen

Dresden Strassenbahn #7 Albertplatz January 20 2022 1859.jpg
magnificent tattooed girl.jpg

Ink and Tits - 80s Fords
Tinte und Titten, XR3i

my XR3i 3.jpg

OCTOBER 19 1987: I got Jailed for more than 2 years.....

The weekend after home parole in 1988, I drove home to Cornwall, via redundant airstrip en-route. 

You can see that I already had a lot of tattoos, and now have many more still, including on my head, forehead, neck, chest, abdomin, genitals, legs, feet and butt..

Now my ultimate aim is to be virtually completely covered in Tattoo Ink, Branding, Piercings, Genital and other Beading and skin Ribs.

I had a sub-incision cut into my urethra and augmentation bladder cystoplasty surgery, together with a tighter re-circumcision of

my Penis, which is now almost completely tattooed, as is

bit by stage my Scrotum sack.

​I'm now often "SKINHEAD" shaved,

top and below...

When I get strip searhed officially, I'm Cool about being required to get starkers complete with all this Freakery!

Nick in 1988 1.jpg
A43 A42 autobahnen.jpg
Nick in 1988 2.JPG
Wuppertal.jpg

11 years later, in 1999, I drove from
London to Wuppertal to ride the renowned monorail "Schwebebahn" which had first captured my imagination as a 12 years old Boy in 1970, reading "Modern Tramway" magazine in London,
at the same time that another great,
in
this case, "Wank Mag.",  PLAYBOY, literally came into my Life!







 

Playboy 1.JPG

The preserved Kaiserwagen is a carriage built for the Wuppertal Schwebebahn in 1900, and which still periodically operates.
It was this carriage in which the Kaiser Wilhelm II and consort Augusta Victoria of Schleswig-Holstein rode when they visited Wuppertal on 24 October 1900.
I enjoyed traditional apple cake and coffee on board the 30 minutes journey from Oberbarmen to Vohwinkel, via the Stadtmitte (City Centre).

Playboy 2.jpg

'OZ' über Deutschland/over Germany

Nick in Bayern.jpg
Nick bei das altes DDR grenze übergang.jpg
Rothenburg 1.jpg
02 OZ back in his nickers.jpg
03 PLAYBOY back in his nickers.jpg

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