My ex-wife, looking
rather like the Russian beauty here, going into prison, spent money at her whim and fancy, as if it could be printed!
So, it was me who paid! Twice over!
Some favourite photos on my life journey since
Great buildings, roads, music, transport, Art,
when things weren't so stuffed as they are today...
My home in HMP 1987/8.....
I then had 60 of the 275 tattoos
that I have today, done in many countries...
St. Petersburg, Russia
Cape Town, South Africa
Highway to Vyborg, Russia
Gautrain, Gauteng, South Africa.
Because I went to prison as a convicted drugs dealer,
at one point I got spread-eagled over a table like this.....
for a deep anal and rectal "medical" examination.....
I must admit two things:- I enjoyed it AND IF an attractive
girl or guy ALSO enjoyed it [by MUTUAL consent], I'd be up for it!
Bytom [Beuten], Poland
sunset view from Ma'ale HaHamisha, a fine kibbutz in central Israel. Located in the Judean hills just off
the Jerusalem–Tel Aviv highway...
In 2015, I got voluntarily strip searched at the King David Hotel in Jerusalem, Israel, after I had my nipples, [circumcised] penis and my scrotum pierced "בבית"/beit/zu hause/at Home Israel...
sunset view over Jerusalem, which could have been not only a great city itself, but an inspiration for others worldwide... Civilisation could be more perfect, with better governance, as we discovered with the Corona incompetence!
Damals Bundeskanzler Willy Brandt [SPD.] in Warschau, Polen, als Hommage zum Nazi-ermordet Juden. The former Federal Chancellor Brandt in Warsaw, Poland, with homage to the Jews murdered by the Nazis. 1970, I was 12...
Mein erster Besuch in damals West-Deutschland in 1972, gegen 14 jahre war. Später, Brandts SPD/FDP Koalition wiedergewählt wird.
My first visit in then West Germany was in 1972, at 14.
Later, Brandt's Social-Liberal
coalition got re-elected.
In Juni 1973, Willy Brandt machte einen Staatsbesuch in Israel.
Ich war 15 jahre....
In June 1973, Willy Brandt made a State Visit to Israel.
I was 15.
Helmut Schmidt took over from
Willy Brandt in May 1974, ostensibly because of a spy in his private office, when I was 16. A long-haired Jewish teenage Boy, in school uniform and white Jockey 'Y' Front underpants!, was curious reading the headline "BRANDT RESIGNS" in the
By this time, I already had
visited West Germany three times and was about to see East Germany, the former German Democratic Republic...
Chatting with a very charming girl in Ísafjörður, Iceland, 2016.
Old enough then to be her Dad,
but who cares?
Admiring the toy puffins in a shop opposite the old Reykjavik/Iceland, jailhouse.....
Reisen um Grönland, 2015 -
Travelling around Greenland
Vinyl disc music was and still is sheer magic, a "rolling stone", not
limited to Mick Jagger pictured here in Salamanca, Spain.
My range is from BACH to BEETHOVEN; BEATLES and
STONES to MOTOWN and ABBA, ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA, FLEETWOOD MAC & TALK TALK www.jvagrossenhain.com/
Meet 6 of this forever "Kid's" forever heroes: Basil Brush "BOOM BOOM!",
Top Cat (the great Cool "TC"), Paddington and Pooh Bears and...
These guyz, Gus Honeybun in Cornwall and Oscar Puffin in Jersey, wished me a very "Happy Birthday", as a young Kid, watching regional ITV [then Westward and Channel TV].
I love TV idents...
and BBC-TV election programmes over the years...
22 Favourite places/Lieblingsorte
'BIG APPLE' NYC. 1980/22
1982, 1986/24 & 28
Halcyon nights at the Pink Panther Bar and then near or totally naked days with the other boys and girls, often "Wrecked"! Brilliant!
Not for me is the Acropolis the most beautiful site or even sight of Athens! Give me instead an electric trolleybus going to a decent Taverna for Moussaka, Ouzo, Greek Coffee, Marlboros and good company...
Portugal Algarve and
Greek Islands in the 80's/24, 25 & 28, and then
"and now for something
From the Court to my later allocated prison, via another jail, took near 4 hours cuffed..... Inside, by when it was dark outside, I was told to strip OFF naked; to raise up my circumcised cock and balls; and bend down right over to (‿ˠ‿)..... I admit now to then getting a "HARD ON" in that ERECTION.....
19 October 1987, SOUTHERN ENGLAND:-
"NICHOLAS OSBOURNE, you have pleaded GUILTY
to two charges of Supply... and pleaded NOT GUILTY
to a further charge thereof which you are acquitted...
you will go to prison for 2 years and 8 months,
TAKE HIM DOWN.....
After my early release in 1988,
I felt more like 20 than 30;
got my cock re-pierced/ further tattooed, and for several years each lived in beautiful Cornwall, Devon, Dorset and the Channel Islands....
Then, in 1996 and 1998,
More than 34 years later, time to time now living at my own prison in the former GDR.,
I am now covered in tattoos and piercings from head to toes and everywhere between.....
My most recent trip was to Wuppertal, Aachen, and Eupen.
In May 2001, I was driving from London to Gothenburg in
Sweden via The Netherlands. On arrival there - they were
hosting one of those Group XX international economic and political carve ups at the time ! - both my car and me
got stripped and searched... figuratively and literally!
While the car got pulled apart, I was taken off to a room,
and told to strip naked: jumper, denim shirt, 'T' shirt, jeans and - I still recall - orange Calvin Klein briefs, plus white socks and trainers.....
I stood naked awhile as they thoroughly checked me out...
As I am no terrorist and "only a Boy", they then let me go,
having threatened me with what you can see after the next picture which is on the way OUT of Trelleborg...
the adrenaline rush of cuffs.....
When sentenced to prison, you are handcuffed and placed in a court holding cell. Later double-cuffed and led to the prison transporter.....
Soon after arrival, you get thoroughly strip searched, head to toes.....
You have to strip off completely starkers..... including underwear!
Arms raised up high! "They" check your pits......
"They" look inside your mouth [mine is pierced].
You have to stick out your tongue [mine is pierced].
You have to lift up your neck and throat [mine are tattooed & pierced].
"They" check your naval and look closely in your pubic hair.
You have to raise your penis and sack [mine are tattooed & pierced].
If you are uncircumcised, you have to roll back your foreskin.
I am circumcised. I have genital beadings and a sub-incision too.
My penis is now almost completely inked on both the head and shaft.
You are then told to lift up both feet and legs, one at a time!
Then bend over and spread buttocks wide apart.....
Squat down low and cough.....
With the renowned naked "Scottish Rambler", depicted being taken away in the picture below, obviously the first stage wasn't needed!
Go and stash Hash on yourself [Midnight Express movie, 1978], can lead to the cellblock with the Jockeys off.....