my ex-wife, who doesn't
look unlike the Russian
beauty here, going into
prison, spent money,
at her whim and fancy,
like it could be printed!
I ended up paying- twice!
It was me, as depicted in
this spoof picture, who
ended up in the Cuffs!
Some favourite photos
on my life journey
between are shown.....
Great buildings, roads,
music, transport, Art,
when things weren't so
stuffed by the useless politicians, con artists and idiots around today...
St. Petersburg,
Das Ansehen ist zu mir egal.....
Reputation to me is equal.....
Highway to Vyborg, Russia
Cape Town,
South Africa
Gautrain, Gauteng, South Africa.
Bytom (Beuten), Poland
Lublin, Poland
My home in HMP 1987/8.....
I then had 60 of the 252 tattoos
that I have today, done in 22 countries...
My body art web page is: -
sunset view from Ma'ale HaHamisha, a fine kibbutz in central Israel. Located in the Judean hills just off
the Jerusalem–Tel Aviv highway...
this is not porn website:-
pictures of me naked are
in the context of Lifestyle, including going to prison.....
The one above was taken in Cornwall a few days after my early release in 1988, like the one at the bottom of my Homepage.
Talking bottoms, however,
in case you're wondering?,
YES!, I did get my arse fucked inside jail..... by consent!,
And it was GREAT...
I'm still proudly Bi-sexual...
sunset view over Jerusalem, which could have been not only a great city itself, but an inspiration for others worldwide... Civilisation could be more perfect, with better governance, as we have discovered with this Corona incompetence! 
Damals Bundeskanzler Willy Brandt (SPD) in Warschau, Polen, als Hommage zum Nazi-ermordet Juden. The former Federal Chancellor Brandt in Warsaw, Poland, with homage to the Jews murdered by the Nazis. 1970, I was 12...

Mein erster Besuch in damals West-Deutschland in 1972, gegen 14 jahre war. Später, Brandts SPD/FDP Koalition wiedergewählt wird.

My first visit in then West Germany was in 1972, at 14.

Later, Brandt's Social-Liberal

coalition got re-elected.

In Juni 1973, Willy Brandt machte einen Staatsbesuch in Israel. Ich war 15 jahre....

In June 1973, Willy Brandt made a State Visit to Israel.

I was 15.

Helmut Schmidt took over from Willy Brandt in May 1974, ostensibly because of a spy in his private office, when I was 16. A long-haired Jewish teenage Boy, in school uniform and white Jockey 'Y' Front underpants, was curious reading the headline "BRANDT RESIGNS"

in the London


By this time, I already had

visited West Germany three times and was about to see East Germany, the former German Democratic Republic...

There really is such a place in Bavaria,  in the former West Germany!

Chatting with a very charming girl in Ísafjörður, Iceland.

Old enough then to be her Dad,

but who cares?

Admiring the toy puffins in a shop opposite the old Reykjavik/Iceland, jailhouse where - innocently - I once got strip searched, swabbed intimate, handed a paper jumpsuit, and spent a short time locked up.....

Reisen um Grönland, 2015 -

Travelling around Greenland

Vinyl disc music was and still is sheer magic, a "rolling stone", not

limited to Mick Jagger pictured here in Salamanca, Spain.

My range is from BACH to BEETHOVEN; BEATLES and



Meet 4 of this forever "Kid's" forever heroes: Basil Brush "BOOM BOOM!",

Top Cat (the great Cool "TC"), Paddington and Pooh Bears.

These guyz, Gus Honeybun in Cornwall and Oscar Puffin in Jersey, wished me a very
"Happy Birthday", as a young
Kid, watching regional ITV. 

I love TV idents...



and BBC-TV election programmes over the years...

22 Favourite places/Lieblingsorte


New York City, 1980/22

Greek Islands,

1982, 1986/24 & 28

Halcyon nights at the Pink Panther Bar and then near or totally naked days with the girls & other boys, often "wrecked"!  Brilliant!

Not for me is the Acropolis the most beautiful site or even sight of Athens!  Give me instead  an electric trolleybus going to a decent Taverna for Moussaka, Ouzo, Greek Coffee, Marlboros and good company...

Portugal Algarve and
Greek Islands in the 80's/25 & 28, and then
"now for something
completely different"...

From Court to my later allocated prison, via another London jail, took nearly 4 hours..... hours....cuffed.....Inside, by when it was dark outside, I was told to strip OFF completely naked; lift up my circumcised cock and balls; and bend right over to (‿ˠ‿)..... I admit now to then getting another a HARD ON in that ERECTION.....

19 October 1987, SOUTHERN ENGLAND:-

"NICHOLAS OSBOURNE, you pleaded GUILTY to two charges of Supply... and pleaded NOT Guilty

to a further charge thereof you are acquitted...

you will go to prison for 2 years and 8 months,


After my early release in 1988,
I felt more like 20 than 30;
got my cock beaded/re-pierced/ further tattooed, and for several years each lived in beautiful Cornwall, Devon, Dorset and the Channel Islands....
Then, in 1996 and 1998,
to Australia...